Saturday, September 18, 2010

Murder my sweet

Tonight I looked my dinner right in the eyes, and I killed it. Killed HER to be more exact. I think a meal is more enjoyable if before you eat, you have to plunge a knife between the eyes, severing the neural tube of the animal. Lemon and drawn butter also help.
This lobster was so helpful. Thank you little lobster.
What do you think goes through her mind right before the knife enters her skull. I like to think she thought "But your Jewish." Warning:Graphic video.

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